The Random Trade Review Episode 132-The Flash: Blood will Run

Sorry, this is a little late (lousy snowstorm).

Contains Spoilers.

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Spies in Disguise Recap & Review (Spoilers)

At least Will Smith pigeon isn't nearly as traumatizing as Will Smith fish.

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Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker Recap & Review (Spoilers)

At least Billy Dee Williams got to make a Colt 45 joke.

Also, I might have to re-upload this.

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RedRight Restling Recap & Review-WWE TLC 2019 (Spoilers)

Who knew WWE's version of a demolition derby would be so boring.

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The Random Trade Review Episode 131-Wonder Woman: The Circle

Who do you call when Xena: Warrior Princess is not available?

Contains Spoilers

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Jumanji: the Next Level Recap & Review (Spoilers)

Warning: may contain loot boxes.

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The Random Trade Review Episode 130-New Avengers: The Sentry

Enjoy this snow-delayed episode while I wait for my streets to get plowed.



Contains Spoilers.

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Knives Out Recap & Review (Spoilers)

They should have gotten Matlock to solve this case

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RedRight Restling Recap & Review-WWE Survivor Series 2019 (Spoilers)

At least they counted the scores right this year.

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RedRight Restling Recap & Review-NXT: TakeOver WarGames (2019)

This may be the end of NXT as we know it...

Contains Spoilers.

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Frozen 2 Recap & Review (Spoilers)

Don't worry, I only do one "Let it Go" joke.

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The Random Trade Review Episode 129-King Tiger

Contains Spoilers

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Charlie's Angels Recap (2019) & Review (Spoilers)

The CACU is finally here?!

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Last Christmas Recap & Review (Spoilers)

This would have been way more entertaining if they based it on the Geroge Michael Sports Machine instead.

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The Random Trade Review Episode 128-All New Doop

It's an X-Men book, so be prepared for a long intro.

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Terminator: Dark Fate Recap & Review (Spoilers)

Has Judgement Day finally come for the Terminator franchise...or has it already happened?

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Black & Blue Recap & Review (Spoilers)

Note: I forgot to mention that the film contains a few scenes with intense strobe effects. If you or anyone you know is affected by this, you might want to wait until home viewing.

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The Random Trade Review Episode 127-Invincible Iron Man: The Five Nightmares

An Iron Man story that came out amongst a bizarrely massive media push for some reason.

Contains Spoilers.

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Maleficent: Mistress of Evil Recap & Review (Spoilers)

Catty, overprotective mothers: The Movie!

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Gemini Man Recap & Review (Spoilers)

It's good to see Clive Warren working again...Clive Owen.

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RedRight Restling Recap & Review-WWE Draft Night 2 (RAW)

Sadly, it was more of the same...only with slightly less arson.

Contains Spoilers.

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RedRight Restling Recap & Review-WWE Draft Night 1 (Spoilers)

It's amazing how few draft picks were made in this draft.

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The Addams Family Recap & Review (Spoilers)

They do what they want to do
Say what they want to Say
Live how they want to Live
Play how they want to Play

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RedRight Restling Recap & Review-Hell in a Cell 2019 (Spoilers)

The only thing worse than the promotion was the main event.

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The Random Trade Review Episode 126-Lex Luthor: Man of Steel

Anything that gives me a chance to make a Tony Amonte reference can't be all bad.

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Joker Recap & Review (Spoilers)

A film that aims for profundity, but misses mediocrity.

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RedRight Restling Recap & Review-AEW Wednesday Dynamite Premiere Episode & NXT for 10/02/18

The Wednesday Night Wrestling Wars are upon us. Who nailed the first shot?

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Abominable Recap & Review (Spoilers)

This is like the 4th or 5th Yeti movie we've had over the last two years. I think it now qualifies as its own sub-genre.

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The Random Trade Review Episode 125-Outsiders Volume 1: Looking for Trouble

The first (but not the last) time MTV's The Real World will be mentioned on this show.

Contains Spoilers.

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Rambo: Last Blood Recap & Review (Spoilers)

John Rambo's sister was apparently named Helga...Seriously, what is this guy's heritage?!

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RedRight Restling Recap & Review-NXT on USA Premiere (Spoilers)

It's the night that changed the history of NXT...or at least half of it was.

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RedRight Restling Recap & Review-Clash of Champions 2019 (Spoilers)

Wow, this thing was more predictable the Fastlane from this year.
Also, I get really loopy towards the end.

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Hustlers Recap & Review (Spoilers)

I braved the cold, the rain, & one obnoxious woman who really wanted to see Downton Abbey.

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The Random Trade Review Episode 124: Spider-Man Kraven's Last Hunt

Yes, I know that technically this story is called "Fearful Symmetry", but it has been retroactively changed to "Kraven's Last Hunt".

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It: Chapter 2 Recap & Review (Spoilers)

What is it with Stephen King Adaptations and naked old women?!

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RedRight Restlling Recap & Review-NXTUK TakeOver: Cardiif (Spoilers)

It's not like anything else in professional wrestling is happening this weekend.

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The Saga of Golgal Sparrowcat (My Madden NFL 20 Recap & Review)

I give my thoughts on the Face of the Franchise (QB1) mode in the new Madden.

Landon Collins announcement is the property of ESPN.

The 2014 Big Ten Football Championship Game is Property of FOX Sports.

Yeah, this is my replacement for the movie My Spy.

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The Random Trade Review Episode 123-Normandy: A Graphic History of D-Day

You would think that it's impossible for the Normandy Invasion to be boring...

Contains Spoilers.

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Ready or Not Recap & Review (Spoilers)

This film is seriously lacking in Wreckx-N-Effect references.

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Blinded by the Light Recap & Review (Spoilers)

BRUCE!!!

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The Angry Birds Movie 2 Recap & Review (Spoilers)

I'm trying to remember what was the last sequel movie I saw that didn't have a subtitle (just the number).

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RedRight Restling Recap & Review-SummerSlam 2019

The Beast has been...OH DEAR LORD, THE FIEND TURNED BRAY WYATT'S HEAD INTO A LANETREN!!!

Contains Spoilers

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RedRight Restling Recap & Review-NXT TakeOver: Toronto (2019)

Apparently by "Draped in Gold", the Undisputed Era meant 1:3.

Contains Spoilers

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The Random Trade Review Episode 122-Chew Volume 1: Taster's Choice

A story that contains cannibalism & yet I somehow failed to reference the song Timothy by Rupert Holmes.

Contains Spoilers

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Dora and the Lost City of Gold Recap & Review (Spoilers)

No, I'm not going to reference the Hollywood Reporter review!!

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The Fast and the Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw-Recap & Review (Spoilers)

I still can't figure out which is Hobbs and which is Shaw.

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The Random Trade Review Episode 121-Planetary Volume 1: All Over the World

The only series that's too big for my scanner...

Contains Spoilers

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Once Upon a Time in Hollywood Recap & Review (Spoilers)

SPOILERS: Go see it!!

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Lion King (2019) Recap & Review

You must avenge my death Kimba...I mean Simba.

Contains Spoilers.

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RedRight Restling Recap & Review-WWE Extreme Rules 2019 (Spoilers)

I am #$@!ing sick of Brock Lesnar...Ugh!

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The Random Trade Review Episode 120-Kirby Genesis Volume 1 (Spoilers)

I made a Rick & Morty joke, a Highlander joke, & a Rugrats joke...if this doesn't work, nothing will.

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Stuber Recap & Review (Spoilers)

Kumail Nanjiani only gets about half the abuse of real Uber drivers.

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Crawl Recap & Review

It's Open Water 2...Oh wait, they already did that.
Stay Tuned for bonus cat footage at the end.

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Spider-Man: Far from Home Recap & Review (Spoilers)

See a science class in Europe do no science. See the thrilling Ned Leeds relationship arc. See Flash get hit in the jublees. Also, Spider-Man.

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RedRight Restling Recap & Review-AEW FyterFest (Spoilers)

Yes, apparently other pro-wrestling promotions do exist!

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The Random Trade Review Episode 119-The Olympians Volume 1: Zeus (King of the Gods)

The Tiny Lister Story.
Contains Spoilers.

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Annabelle Comes Home Recap & Review (Spoilers)

It's been almost 50 years...that doll is getting lazy.

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July/August Movie Review Schedule

07/02: Spider-Man Far From Home
07/12: Crawl
07/13: Stuber
07/19: Lion King
07/26: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

08/02:  Hobbs & Shaw
08/09: Dora & the Lost City of Gold
08/14: Angry Birds 2
08/15: Blinded by the Light
08/23: Ready or Not
08/24: My Spy

*Reviews are subject to change (availability, finances, or just life getting in the way).

RedRight Restling Recap & Review-WWE Stomping Grounds (Spoilers)

Prepare to kick some names & take some a**...

I may have gotten that backward.

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Toy Story 4 Recap & Review (Spoilers)

Pixar tries once more to pull at the collective heartstrings of the masses...

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The Random Trade Review Episode 118-Nightwing/Huntress

Come on down to GregLand for all your Greg Land needs. This weekend free hot dogs & balloons for mom.

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Men in Black: International Recap & Review (Spoilers)

There's a point in this movie where Chris Hemsworth tries to win a fight by grabbing a large hammer...and it's not funny 😢!

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The Secret Life of Pets 2 Recap & Review (Spoilers)

Sorry again about the fans in the background, I just didn't want to look like I had been bobbing for french fries...Still, probably better than Dark Phoenix.

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RedRight Restling Recap & Review-NXT TakeOver XXV (Spoilers)

In honor of the 25th NXT TakeOver special, the brand returns to its old stomping grounds of...Bridgeport, CT.

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The Random Trade Review Episode 117-Saga Volume 1

Contains Spoilers.

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Godzilla: King of the Monsters Recap & Review (Spoilers)

History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of Man...

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Brightburn Recap & Review (Spoilers)

All my dreams have fallen down...They're crawling around...Somebody SAVE ME!!!

Stay tuned for bonus cat footage at the end.

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Aladdin (2019) Recap & Review (Spoilers)

In this film, Jinn apparently do not have a rule against killing.

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RedRight Restling Recap & Review-Money in the Bank 2019 (Spoilers)

Or, how one bad ending can ruin a whole show.

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The Random Trade Review Episode 116-The Avengers/Defenders War

Finally, this took forever to render. It felt like the universe was conspiring against me.

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John Wick Chapter 3: Parabellum Recap & Review (Spoilers)

If there's one lesson to be taken away from this it's don't kill people's dogs...no good can come of it.

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Pokemon: Detective Pikachu Recap & Review (Spoilers)

This movie wants to be the very best like no one ever was.

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The Random Trade Review Episode 115-Mass Effect: Redemption

Bridging the gap between the first two games in the classic series from the previous generation.
Contains Spoilers.

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Ugly Dolls Recap & Review (Spoilers)

Oh boy...😟

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Avengers: Endgame Recap & Review (Spoilers)

May/June Movie Review Itinerary

05/03-Ugly Dolls
05/10-Detective Pikachu
05/17-John Wick 3: Parabellum
05/24-Aladdin
05/25-Birghtburn (maybe)
05/31-Godzilla: King of the Monsters

06/07-Secret Life of Pets 2
06/14-Men in Black International
06/21-Toy Story 4
06/28-Anabelle Comes Home

(Subject to change given finances, availability, etc.)

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The Random Trade Review Episode 114-Wolverine by Chis Claremont & Frank Miller

The basis for the second Wolverine movie.
Contains Spoilers.

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The Curse of La Llorona Recap & Review (Spoilers)

The most terrifying part of this movie might be my butchery of the Spanish language.

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Hellboy (2019) Recap & Review (Spoilers)

Now, with bonus cat footage.

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RedRight Restling Recap & Review-WrestleMania XXXV (Spoilers)

The Beast was slain. the mountain was climbed, & the main event was...botched?!

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The Random Trade Review Episode 113-Shrugged: Volume 1

Why you should never allow the fate of your universe to be in the hands of a teenager.

Contains Spoilers.

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RedRight Restling Recap & Review-NXT TakeOver: New York (Spoilers)

So is Garganno on the main roster or not?

I am so confused!

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Shazam! Recap & Review (Spoilers)

The Gomer Pyle story!

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RedRight Restling Special-WrestleMania XXXV Predictions

Setting up the blandest WrestleMania of all...

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Dumbo (2019) Recap & Review (Spoilers)

Did we really need three live-action Disney remakes in one year?

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The Random Trade Review Episode 112-Wonder Woman '77 Volume 1: Who is Wonder Woman?

All the world's waiting for this...

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Us Reap & Review (Spoilers)

A movie about the dangers of vacation homes...I think.

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Wonder Park Recap & Review (Spoilers)

Obviously with a name like Wonder Park the titular park in question is named Wonder...Land?

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RedRight Restling Recap & Review-Fastlane 2019 (Spoilers)

It's the most predictable night of the year!!

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The Random Trade Review Episode 111-Superman: Godfall

The Man of Steel rides the motorcycle from Akira...That is all.
Contains Spoilers.

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Captain Marvel Recap & Review (Spoilers)

Learn the origin of Nick Fury's eyepatch!!!

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The Random Trade Review Episode 110-The Surrogates

A book about people lying about their true identities on the Internet...Yeah, right!

Contains Spoilers.

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How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World Recap & Review (Spoilers)

Finally, we can all learn proper beard maintenance.

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RedRight Restling Recap & Review-Elimination Chamber 2019 (Spoilers)

Possibly the greatest Chamber match of all time?!

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Alita: Battle Angel Recap & Review (Spoilers)

The mind behind The Terminator & Avatar teams up with the mind behind El Mariachi & Spy Kids to adapt the famed manga/anime that was introduced to James Cameron by Guillermo del Toro back in the mid-90s...Seriously.

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The Random Trade Review Episode 109-Classic Battlestar Galactica 1-5 (Spoilers)

Yes, I did a Space Mutiny joke.

Contains Spoilers

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The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part Recap & Review (Spoilers)

Can everything be awesome again, or do we just have to continue brooding?

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Miss Bala Recap & Review (Spoilers)

The polar vortex certainly wreaked a lot of havoc this week. Can this Mexican crime thriller heat things up?

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RedRight Restling Recap & Review-Royal Rumble 2019 (Spoilers)

[Insert road to WrestleMania reference here]

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RedRight Restling Recap & Review-NXT TakeOver: Phoenix (Spoilers)

#DIY is taking over the wrestling world...

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The Random Trade Review Episode 108-Force Works (Spoilers)

The longest ever episode of the Random Trade Review is dedicated to this failed Avengers spinoff team from the mid-90s.

Edit: It turns out that the original version of this episode mysteriously developed audio issues. Here is an improved version.

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The Kid who would be King Recap & Review (Spoilers)

It's the best film of January...though that is really saying much.

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Glass Recap & Review (Spoilers)

The latest chapter in the Unbreakable saga is here...Sadly.

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The Random Trade Review Episode 107-The Flash: The Secret of Barry Allen

Let's take a journey to learn the dangers of mindwipes. Contains Spoilers.

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Replicas Recap & Review (Spoilers)

Yup...It's January. 

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Netflix Recap & Review-Mowgli: Legend of the Jungle (Spoilers)

It's the Jungle Book...Yup.

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Escape Room Recap & Review (Spoilers)

It's an obviously R-rated film that has been dumbed down to PG-13...We're all doomed.

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The 10 Best/Worst Films of 2018

Some picks may surprise you, others might not. No real spoilers to worry about.

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